拾粪(🆓)老汉(hàn )在(🐽)田里捡到一条很漂(piāo )亮的丝(😘)腰(🕟)带,四顾(🕰)见(jiàn )(🤢)无人认领(🔧),便(biàn )拴在(🥈)了自(zì )己腰上(shàng )。一照镜子,旧(🎾)棉袄真刺(cì )(⏬)眼,于是他从存钱罐(guàn )里倒出(chū )钱(qián )币,上街(🤷)买了一(🎡)件顶(dǐng )好的缎面团(🔲)花锦(🛹)袍。酒馆店小二(📞)见(jiàn )他身穿锦(jǐn )袍(páo )腰系(🙁)丝带,当(🚑)他(tā )是(🥀)有(yǒu )钱人赶忙上前招(zhāo )呼(hū ),不料一(yī )看他(🥁)不相称的裤子(😞)和鞋子,立刻讥嘲起来。
老汉受不了店小二的羞(xiū )辱(💪),回到家二(èr )话不说砸碎存钱罐,又去买了相配的裤(kù )子和靴子,这下,包括店小(xiǎo )二在内(nèi )的路(💹)人看他(tā )(🥊)的(🍑)目光(🛎)均(💍)是艳羡,老(lǎo )汉(hàn )一(yī )时得意洋(yáng )(🐨)洋。可(🤷)是拾(shí )粪(fèn )老汉这(zhè )样一(yī )幅(💯)打扮,可(🙎)怎么(me )(🎥)再拾粪哟!
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