(🌠) “二战”时(🐽)期(🥇),盟军要实施安奇奥(🕋)登陆计(🕸)划,迫于对一门叫安奇奥(🆖)大炮的超级武器的忌(jì )惮,要派两个(gè )精(jīng )锐特工去摧毁(huǐ )这门大炮(pào ),结(jié )果两个傻逼被派(pài )了去,最后经过(guò )一连串搞笑事(shì )件,阴(yīn )差阳(📞)错(cuò )的最后完成(🍮)了任务。
片(🐖)段一:德国人(rén )在北非布(bù )置(🥁)了一个陷阱,准(zhǔn )备了一幅假的防御工事(🥔)地图让(ràng )这二(èr )个士(🐑)兵(🏂)带(dài )回去。他们却阴差(chà )阳(💪)错的(🎾)拿走了真的地图(👃),最(zuì )终(🚻)赢得(🕙)了(⛳)战(😍)役。
片段(duàn )二:他们化装成(chéng )管道工(gōng )潜入德(dé )(💔)军在意大(dà )利的(de )(💍)司令(lìng )部(🦇),给他们卫生间的(de )管(👪)道修得(🃏)乱七八糟,把(bǎ )(📟)将军(jun1 )淋了个落(luò )(🙎)汤鸡(jī )。将军(🤔)去换衣(😙)服,拉(lā )开抽屉发(fā )现(🥤)一套(👵)新的军服,于(🏃)是洗头洗(📐)脸准备换上新军(jun1 )服的时(💣)候闭着(zhe )眼把(bǎ )脸盆里的脏水倒(dǎo )进抽(👗)屉里了(🚻)(柜(guì )子旁边有一(yī )(👩)个(🧘)废(fèi )水桶)。那个将(🎴)军是(🚤)最主(🍹)要(⛴)的(🏸)一(❄)个配角,很(🔮)有意思。到影片结束前1分钟,都没有一句(🏡)台(tái )(✒)词。最后说了一句(🎞)“谢谢”。
片段三(⛎):德军有一(yī )(🕌)门超级大炮俯(fǔ )视着联(lián )军将要(♈)登陆的(de )海(🤠)滩(tān )。这二个士兵居然化装成希(xī )特勒(lè )和随(suí )从,去(qù )视察大(🍂)炮(pào ),把大炮(pào )(🚔)炸掉了。
In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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