“二战”时(shí )期,盟军要实施安奇奥登陆(🕟)计(🕸)划,迫(pò )于对一门叫安(🎗)奇奥(ào )大炮(🐉)的超级武(🔬)器(qì )的忌(🐮)惮(🥩),要(yào )派两个(gè )精(👋)锐特工去摧(cuī )毁这(zhè )门大炮(🚤),结果(🐿)两个傻逼被(bèi )派了去,最后经过一连(lián )(🔲)串(🥄)搞笑事件(jiàn ),阴差(chà )阳错的最(zuì )后(hòu )(🗑)完成(🍮)了(le )任务。
片段一:(💞)德国(guó )(🚢)人在北非布置了一(yī )个陷(🛑)阱,准备了一幅(🦗)假的(de )(🎛)防御工事(🥔)地图让这二个(✋)士(🐑)兵带(🙌)回(huí )去。他(🙄)们(men )(㊙)却(👓)阴差阳(yáng )错的拿走了真(⛏)的地(dì )图,最终赢(🤲)得了战(zhàn )役。
片(piàn )段(🚴)二(èr ):他们化装(zhuāng )(👣)成管道(dào )工潜入德军在意大利(🛎)的司令部,给他(tā )们卫生间的管道修(xiū )得乱(luàn )七八糟,把将(jiāng )军(💯)淋了个落(🙎)汤鸡(jī )。将军(jun1 )去换衣服(fú ),拉开抽(👌)屉(tì )发现一套新的(💸)军服(fú ),于是洗头洗脸准备(bèi )换(huàn )上新军(jun1 )服的(🔫)时(shí )(💣)候闭着眼把脸盆里的(de )脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了(柜子旁边有一个(gè )废水(🤼)桶)(📬)。那(🕺)个将军是(🚤)最主要(⛴)的一个(💁)配角,很有意思。到影(🔍)片(🌲)结束(🈂)前1分钟,都(dōu )没有(yǒu )一句(jù )台词。最后(hòu )说了一句“谢谢”。
片段三(sān ):德(dé )军有(🍈)一门(🏗)超级(jí )大(dà )炮俯视着联军将要登(dēng )陆(🍗)的海滩(tān )。这二个士兵居然化装成(📸)希特勒和随(🎇)从(🎆),去视(🔂)察大(dà )炮(🏉),把大炮炸掉了。
In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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